So after a few heavy blog posts I thought I needed to add a little humor to the blog that was started from a Facebook post by a fellow adoptive mom. Below are a few of my favorite N-isms tht have been created when you have a thick accent, speak little English and have a 6/7/8 year old imagination...
I bring you Amheri-Enghaleish by our very own N
When we first came to America when you asked him " How are you?" His response... I am 7.... Yep- no English speaking here!
He calls PJ's ( get ready for it...) BJ's. (try explaining that one! Especially at bedtime " Daddy, BJ time"- umm.....)
He calls The television TB.... "Mom, I tb time?"
One of his favorite things to do is to ride the four wheeler out and feed the deer with Gene, except it sounds like this... "Dad. You go. Beer? Now Dad, on brrrrrr, foot, chom on"
His first week home when you introduced him to someone and you would tell him to say hello he would say "I ah say, say Hello to teacher, hello" Then I would repeat, just sat hello N (to which he would respond) "Mommy say, I ah say Hello Teacher? Hello teacher. "
About a month after we were home I took N to Meskerem Restaurant and when spoken to in Amharic he said "I no no a- speak-ahs Amharic, Mom Engahalesih pees" says my fluent Amharic speaker to
an Ethiopian man!
When he heard a sounds in the woods...
N- "mom-monkey?" ( Walking towards the woods)
Me- "No honey, no monkeys in Missouri"
N -" Missirreeey Mom, no monkey? Giraffes mom?" (Still walking towards the sounds)
Me- " No honey, no monkeys or giraffes in Missouri "
N - " MOM- lion????( looking like- come on, at least that and still walking towards the sounds)
Me- " No N, no monkeys or giraffes or lions in Missouri"
N- "oh MOM oh my goodness...."
But then when in the park...
N- "Squirrel mom, knaww naw ww (pretends to bite his arm) oh my goodness, no no no Mom" *insert finger shaking* And he runs away! Apparently monkeys, giraffes and lions are not scary, but we better watch out for rate man eating squirrels :)
Our latest word is "foddie".... It is a multi use word that can mean: eat, like to eat, don't like to eat, food, drink or anything related to food.
I bring you Amheri-Enghaleish by our very own N
When we first came to America when you asked him " How are you?" His response... I am 7.... Yep- no English speaking here!
He calls PJ's ( get ready for it...) BJ's. (try explaining that one! Especially at bedtime " Daddy, BJ time"- umm.....)
He calls The television TB.... "Mom, I tb time?"
One of his favorite things to do is to ride the four wheeler out and feed the deer with Gene, except it sounds like this... "Dad. You go. Beer? Now Dad, on brrrrrr, foot, chom on"
His first week home when you introduced him to someone and you would tell him to say hello he would say "I ah say, say Hello to teacher, hello" Then I would repeat, just sat hello N (to which he would respond) "Mommy say, I ah say Hello Teacher? Hello teacher. "
About a month after we were home I took N to Meskerem Restaurant and when spoken to in Amharic he said "I no no a- speak-ahs Amharic, Mom Engahalesih pees" says my fluent Amharic speaker to
an Ethiopian man!
When he heard a sounds in the woods...
N- "mom-monkey?" ( Walking towards the woods)
Me- "No honey, no monkeys in Missouri"
N -" Missirreeey Mom, no monkey? Giraffes mom?" (Still walking towards the sounds)
Me- " No honey, no monkeys or giraffes in Missouri "
N - " MOM- lion????( looking like- come on, at least that and still walking towards the sounds)
Me- " No N, no monkeys or giraffes or lions in Missouri"
N- "oh MOM oh my goodness...."
But then when in the park...
N- "Squirrel mom, knaww naw ww (pretends to bite his arm) oh my goodness, no no no Mom" *insert finger shaking* And he runs away! Apparently monkeys, giraffes and lions are not scary, but we better watch out for rate man eating squirrels :)
Fast forward on the remote is "Tuk-a-Tuk-a"and the remote is "The Tuk-a-Tuk-a"
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